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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:45
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to